I'm Still Hungry

THAT is a good point man...

The sign in front of a small church in a small town is causing a big controversy in Jonesville, S.C.
Pastor Roger Byrd said that he just wanted to get people thinking. So last Thursday, he put a new message on the sign at the Jonesville Church of God.
It reads: "Obama, Osama, hmm, are they brothers?"

Wow....I would have never thought of that. Two people who have first names that differ by just one letter. Could they be brothers?

Perhaps. What if I have a long lost sister in Abu Dhabi named Daula? Or Pauma? The list goes on my friends....

With the help of Xenu, of course

When Tom Cruise isn't laughing like a crazy person and ruining the lives of everyone around him for his friend L. Ron, he's busy pimping out his children for more money and fame.
His adopted son Connor, who has been raised mostly by Tom since he was a cute little black Scientologist baby, has now gotten a role in a Will Smith movie.

Wait - aren't Will and Tom, like, BFFs? Must be just a coincidence.

"Tom is so proud of Connor," says a source. "He's proud of him for really doing this on his own."

The Columbia Pictures film, which is still in production, also costars Woody Harrelson and Rosario Dawson.

How much?

I would pay good money to never have to look at or hear a word from this creature again.

GO-GO-GO, FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT

I LOVE THIS WOMAN.
HATERS, go home. We all know she's more suited for the job. We all know that if Hillary was a male, there would not even be a contest.

The United States have proven to me, again, that sexism is a far worse disease than racism in this country. And I look so forward to all the WHITE REPUBLICAN MEN and scared women with low self-esteem who will be trying to tell us different if Hillary loses.

Do we have to watch this all over again?

Srsly.
Do we have to watch yet ANOTHER Lohan child claw desperately for "fame" only to end up throwing herself into more pain and self-abuse?
These children should be taken away from their pimp, ur...mother.
At least Lindsay was absolutely adorable at 13. Ali just looks like any pre-teen with too much make-up and Prada shoes.

Jesus would kick ass

My daddy sent this to me. How much is the prize money? Jesus would kick ass.

Are you sure you have the right 'Simon'?

Prissy British butthole Simon Cowell may actually have half a heart. Who knew?

Simon paid off the $162,000 mortgage of a couple whose cancer-stricken three-year-old daughter melted his heart. AI's #1 Brit Prick showed his amazing disappearing caring side by vowing to be a "guardian angel" for little Madelaine Stoen and her family. Since the girl was diagnosed with an agressive form of cancer, the family has been struggling to pay their bills.
Miracles, miracles.
I'm glad Simon sometimes remembers to take his meds.

I (heart) old people.

Americans are living longer than ever largely because of declining death rates from heart disease, cancer and stroke, the federal government said Monday.

YIPPEE!!

Although women on average still lived longer (and prettier) than men in 2003 -- 80.1 years versus 74.8 years -- the gender gap in mortality narrowed, continuing a 25-year trend, the CDC said in a report.

An Atlanta-based agency, which is responsible for monitoring and responding to health threats, attributed the improvement in life expectancy to corresponding drops in eight of the 15 leading causes of death. Some of which are heart disease, cancer and stroke, the three biggest killers. Death rates for these conditions fell.

Awesome. Let's get naked and smoke.

Huh?

Introducing,
from the makers of Paris Hilton's "This will get you fucked up" Champagne,
'Lil Jon's "This is not no ghetto Boone's Farm; this is some real wine" Wine.

It turns out Lil Jon drinks more than crunk juice — the surprisingly not imprisoned rapper has started his own wine label, offering selections including chardonnay and merlot.

 

''It kind of came out of nowhere,'' Lil Jon told The Associated Press of his new venture, Little Jonathan Winery.

REALLY?

''We were just going to do some private label stuff (for parties) and we did it, and people was like, 'Hey, it's pretty nice.'''

 

Lil Jon acknowledges that he's no expert on wine .

SHOCKER.

''I'm not like an expert, so don't ask me no questions ... I just like the taste.''

FASCINATING.

 

 

 

Asian men know how to party.