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Best. Show. Ever.

'Arrested Development' Movie Becoming More Likely

Best. Show. Ever.

It's been talked about before, but now Jason Bateman and Jeffrey Tambor have both confirmed that contact has been made regarding a much-desired Arrested Development feature. Quoth the Bateman:

I can confirm that a round of sniffing has started. Any talk is targeting a poststrike situation, of course. I think, as always, that it's a question of whether the people with the money are willing to give our leader, Mitch Hurwitz, what he deserves for his participation. And I can speak for the cast when I say our fingers are crossed.

There is a Goddess.

According to a report in the UK tabloid Mirror, Justin Timberlake and Timbaland play bitches to Madonna's pimp in the video for her upcoming single "4 Minutes to Save the World".

The Mirror reports: "The Queen of Pop's latest transformation will see her don a dominatrix-style latex catsuit in a raunchier-than-ever video for new single '4 Minutes To Save The World'. We can reveal that in the promo Madge plays - wait for it - a pimp who rescues the planet in an impressive 240 seconds. Justin Timberlake and US producer Timbaland play her bitches. The video has been shot over three days in a top-secret location in West London, and included a gruelling all-night shoot yesterday. In the sexually charged video, Madge cracks the whip and gets her slaves, Justin and Timbaland, to do whatever she wants as she towers over their quivering bodies in killer heels. The 49-year-old has brought in her fashion-god pals Dolce & Gabbana to create the no-holds-barred outfits. She's also roped in the winning team behind her Confessions Live sell-out tour in 2006 - including Grammy award-winning Swedish director Jonas Akerlund. We're told: 'One of the highlights in the video is the nightclub scene. Timbaland eyes Madge up in the darkened room, and they disappear off to get close. The camera cuts to Madonna challenging JT to a dance-off and it is just magnificent. They get up close and personal in the battle of the gyrating hips, with sweat dripping all over their bodies.'"

I don't even know what all of that means and I am so excited. Except, I must admit that Timbaland as a sex bitch?....is that terribly necessary? Talented yes, attractive? Timbaland? Um...I gotta say not so much.

Her Highness.

I (heart) Justin 4-eva.

Blonde skinny demon speaks

Ann "I eat baby seals" Coulter

Right wing "author" and blonde evil robot Ann Coulter said she'd support Democrat Hillary Clinton over Republican John McCain in a potential general election match-up, if the race develops that way. In a typical Coulter "no one's paying attention to me" moment she even went nuts enough to promise to campaign for the former First Lady. "She's more conservative than he is," Coulter said on Fox News.

"She lies less than John McCain. She's smarter than John McCain. I will campaign for her if it's McCain," she said. Coulter's comments are the latest in the Republican's conservative movement's refusal to support McCain, whose campaign is gaining strength heading into next week's Super Tuesday.

I don't want her on my side. I don't know what she thinks she's doing but she had better stay away from Hillary or a will stab a bitch. Not really...

And she said...

"It took a Clinton to clean after the first Bush and I think it might take another one to clean up after the second Bush."

- Hillary Clinton at the Democratic presidential debate in Los Angeles on Thursday.

Who is this girl?

Srsly.

Big Brother Pride

I usually don't give a flying f*ck about football, but Peyton Manning was so cute watching his little bro make history. And I'm so sick of Tom "butt-hole-chin" Brady.

I am sure Bridget enjoyed the game.

Fat Girls Kick Ass.

Nasty, Nasty, Nasty.

Bitchin', Bitchin', Bitchin'.

READ THIS! A man who wrote this, a doctor. I may marry him.

A PARABLE OF FAT’S CREATION
And creating them in Her own image and likeness, Goddess says, “Let there be fat.” And there is fat, to envelope and warm the whole bodies of the man and the woman. To both of them are given this great gift, in different measure, according to their particular perfections. To the woman, in greater measure is fat given. A mantel of sensitivity and sensuality Goddess grants her in this luminous fleece beneath her skin. The lines of her form are thus distinguished from the man’s, augmenting her breasts and hips and belly and bottom, rooting her thighs like trunks to earth’s molten core, rich stores of yellow sap just below her surface. This soft layer deep to her skin gives shape to the woman’s power, for here she stores her resource, here she draws to herself her love in sensual embraces, here she comforts and feeds her children, nuzzling swirls of pillowed mounds and fountains of nourishment for body and spirit. Here she finely attunes her perception of everything and everyone around her — the movement of the animals, the sounds of the night, the order of the stars, sun and moon, the cycling of the seasons, and the echo of every beating heart, rippling subtle waves of feeling through the delicate, wise web of listening flesh. Here she embeds the wisdom of “Her will be done” with all that she senses and knows. Adorned with her bright yellow dream coat, the woman dances; her form flies, undulates, and rolls, mapping stories in space, stirring the hearts and minds and bodies of all who dare move with every morsel of her now.

—G. H.

Me at Prom, 1992.