I'm Still Hungry

First Rule? Don't talk about Broadway.

NO WAY!

I am Jack's ... gorgeous libretto?

'Fight Club' On Broadway?

It's been TEN YEARS?

The director and writer of the movie would like to celebrate with a musical version.

Trent Reznor might even do the music, author Chuck Palahniuk says he heard from filmmaker David Fincher.

A long-rumored Broadway adaptation of "Fight Club" is closer than ever to happening, an excited David Fincher told MTV News, admitting that preparations have been amped up in anticipation of the film's upcoming landmark.

"I want at the 10-year anniversary to do 'Fight Club' as a musical on Broadway," the director enthused. "I love the idea of that."

Pretty British Action Boy

Jason Statham wants to become the "English Sylvester Stallone".
'The Transporter' star hopes to emulate 80s stars like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone and become one of Hollywood's "highest paid" action heroes.
He said: "I was a huge fan of Schwarzenegger, Willis and Stallone. They were the highest paid stars of their time. But we've never had an English one. If I can be the first, it'll be incredible."

Very well Jason, I think you're bloody lovely.

The end of the world...

Some may point to the U.S.'s current administration, the death and destruction it has created in other lands, as an example of the demise of human life as we know it. I, however, point directly in the faces of these two actors, and the fact that THIS F*CKIN' DUMB-*SS MOVIE was the #1 movie this weekend.

That's how bad it is y'all.....srsly. I'm just the messenger...