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OK, so Christina Aguilera has a baby a month ago; you see her now and you say "she looks great. Awesome. A little meat on her bones, some nice lactation goin' on. Hot mama."
Now, Nicole Richie had a baby one day later. Srsly. You look at her and you say "Huh? She gave birth? From her vagina? From her body? Are ya sure? I must be thinking if another strung out anorexic Hollywood idiot. Who was that....?"
Young, innocent, sane Katie Holmes. Seems like only yesterday.
This is a picture of the SCIENTOLOGIST CASTLE that is in the desert northeast of LA. Have you heard about it? Goole it. CA-RAZY. I didn't know they had pictures..
Rumor is, this is where Nicole and Tom had their FIRST wedding. But because Nicole had always dreamt of being married in a meadow, Tom ordered some poor scientology slave to lay down 2 or 3 acres of sod, green lawn, in the middle of the frickin' desert.
Awesome. you can't make this sh*t up y'all.
That's funny.
please-oh-please-oh-please.
I love Will Ferrell. And John C. Reilly is almost as ugly and funny. But their movies lately have sucked ass. Now...I didn't see WALK HARD, that's true. But did you see BLADES OF GLORY? Ouch. Painful.
Next up is STEP BROTHERS.
Please be funny.
Aaaahhhhh...I needed that.
How do you say.. Dee-Lish-Ous?
I don't even know what animal that is. Funny though. Ha.
Paris Hilton has singlehandedly done so much damage for women everywhere, I can't even begin. And not only do I hate her for absolutely everything she represents and promotes, but now I also hate her for being mean to her babies. I hate her because I have a very brilliant and beautiful and respectable chihuahua, and she has made it impossible for me to carry him around in my purse without someone saying something about her. I hate her because she thinks it is cute that she owns 17, SEVENTEEN, babies. She cannot even take care of herself and chihuahuas need much love and attention. I hate her because all 17 of those babies don't know enough to hate her, so I hate her for them.
NO SHIT.
A cat named Meatloaf who took a 3-week cross-country ride locked in a storage container is headed home to Florida. Arizona Humane Society officials say the 2-year-old gray cat apparently crawled into the large locker in Pompano Beach, Fla. as a man loaded it for a move to Phoenix.
The container spent time in a Florida warehouse and on a semitrailer before being delivered to a company's Phoenix facility.
A worker heard a cat meowing inside the container late Tuesday and found him hungry and thirsty but unharmed. The man who was moving remembered a similar cat near his old apartment.
Meatloaf's owners had put up posters around their neighborhood and the apartment manager recalled them when Humane Society called.
Spokeswoman Kim Noetzel says Meatloaf lost about half his body weight and they'll give him some time to recover before flying him home.
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