I'm Still Hungry

Google does good.

They are so nice.

Google.org, the philanthropic arm of Google Inc., has teamed up with the Soros Economic Development Fund and Omidyar Network to fund a $17 million company that will invest in small- and medium-size business in India.

The Small to Medium Enterprise Investment Co. would fill the gap between loans offered by microfinance institutions and those of large commercial banks and private equity funds.

What the hell did we do before google? How the hell did we know anything?
Mommy? What's a 'book'?

What a good girl...

Jordin Sparks wants to raise awareness about the suffering that results from George W. Bush...uh..I mean...malaria.

''American Idol'' champ Jordin Sparks belted it out on Wednesday at the U.S. ambassador's residence in Accra during a visit by Bush.

Sparks is working with ''Malaria No More,'' a nonprofit organization dedicated to combating malaria in Africa.

''By prevailing on last season's 'American Idol,' Jordin showed the world she has a great voice,'' Bush said. ''Raising awareness about malaria means that she has got great compassion and a big heart.'' He's fuckin' deep y'all.

Funny little elf.

Why is Jermaine Dupri always wearing sunglasses? Are his elf eyes too sensitive for the land of grown-ups?

Janet Jackson is, like, 4'11". You know what that makes Jermaine Dupri? A circus freak, srsly.