'Cause that doesn't seem desperate at all...

New York magazine managed to get LiLo in a state of undress, because that's hard. Lindsay was all up for a Marilyn Monroe re-creation shocker.

Donning a voluminous wig, winged eyeliner and, uh, not much else, La Lohan revisited the famed "Last Sitting" photo shoot with the very same photographer who captured the intimate moments of the screen legend just six weeks before she was found dead.

Never mind the eerie parallels that can be drawn between the two voluptuous actresses or that I can't figure out why Lindsay is on the cover of every magazine right now promoting absolutely nothing. The real issue is, when can we stop encouraging this sick little monkey?