Oh...that's really sad.

PLEASE HIRE ME...PLEASE.....

Somebody give this moron a job.

Poor Corey Haim took out a full-page ad in Variety begging for someone to hire his ass. I guess the checks from "The Two Coreys" aren't as wonderful as he would like them to be. Can't producers put together a "License to Drive TO REHAB" movie for him? They don't even have to release it. They just have to give him the money and go through the motions.

His little smile is making me laugh and cry at the same time.