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February 21, 2008

SO mad at her.

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Paris Hilton has singlehandedly done so much damage for women everywhere, I can't even begin. And not only do I hate her for absolutely everything she represents and promotes, but now I also hate her for being mean to her babies. I hate her because I have a very brilliant and beautiful and respectable chihuahua, and she has made it impossible for me to carry him around in my purse without someone saying something about her. I hate her because she thinks it is cute that she owns 17, SEVENTEEN, babies. She cannot even take care of herself and chihuahuas need much love and attention. I hate her because all 17 of those babies don't know enough to hate her, so I hate her for them.

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