This ought to be good...

President George W. Bush travels to Africa in February 2008, his second trip to the continent while in office (the first was in 2003). Notably, the five-country itinerary does not include any of the conflict-ridden states on the continent such as Sudan, Somalia, or the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Let's take a vote: what absolutely offensive and retarded remark will Bush make while speaking to our African brothers and sisters? Here's just a few. Please add your own:

1. Do y'all like chitlins? I love me some chitlins.
2. I used to watch The Cosby Show every week. That Dr. Huxtable...what a riot!
3. Although I don't speak African, I do understand most Snoop Dogg songs. They have quite a good beat to them.
4. Have y'all met Condi? She's a smart lady...
5. I support celebrating Kwanzaa. We even have a large menora that we put on the White House lawn at Christmas time.

Comments

[Jodi Rudick]

I laughed so hard at this post I spit out my coffee. The real question is, why am I still drinking coffee at 4:48 in the afternoon? I love your blog and will visit often. Maybe I'll even get back to my yoga practice. Gotta go clean up my coffee now. Keep the giggles going.