What the _____!?!

OK, so Christina Aguilera has a baby a month ago; you see her now and you say "she looks great. Awesome. A little meat on her bones, some nice lactation goin' on. Hot mama."

Now, Nicole Richie had a baby one day later. Srsly. You look at her and you say "Huh? She gave birth? From her vagina? From her body? Are ya sure? I must be thinking if another strung out anorexic Hollywood idiot. Who was that....?"