I'm Still Hungry

itty-bitty-eensy-weensy

Lindsay gets a job the old fashioned way.

Lindsay Lohan has landed a new movie role in which she plays a rich pill-poppin' wannabe bad girl with a taste for dangerous men.

SHOCKER.

Lohan has been cast to play Nancy Pitman, one of the followers of serial killer Charles Manson, in a new flick called "Manson Girls."

"Yes, I am doing it with Lindsay," the film's director, Brad Wyman, confirmed to E! Online.

Yeah, we're sure you are Mr. Wyman.

Caloric intake f*cks with brain power.

"I will be the first to tell you every single person in this cast is awful at math," the beauty laughed to the Daily News at a Cinema Society screening of the gambling movie. "Jim [Sturgess] clearly had to know more math for his scenes. But no, I could never count cards," she emphatically stated.
I'm pretty sure living on wheat grass shots and gum has to take its toll on Kate's ability to think. Perhaps a cheese burger might bring back her aid in her math skills.

This oughtta be good...

The Bush administration Monday proposed the most far-ranging overhaul of the financial regulatory system since the stock market crash of 1929 and the ensuing Great Depression.

Although I'm sure that throughout his proposal he denied the fact that there is any recession at all.

The plan would change how the government regulates thousands of businesses from the nation's biggest banks and investment houses down to the local insurance agent and mortgage broker.

George W. Butthole has exactly .5 ounce of brainpower. The man cannot count past 20. Let's take a stab at what his new economic "overhaul" would include;

1. "We'll just tell the U.S. Mint to make more 2 dollar bills. I like those. That should help."
2. "Banks will give out coupons for Bud Light....or Miller Lite. I like my fellow Americans to have choices."
3. "I'd like for the economy to be very stimulated. Very stimulated. Let's arouse each other and make sure this recession comes quickly to a big finish."

Painful.

Shameless ploy for attention anyone? Anyone?

Totally.

Madonna says the media needs to "step off" Britney Spears.

"For real... Let's go save her."

Madonna, 49, said 11-year-old daughter Lourdes "gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney."

On Thursday, Madonna said she listens Spears' Blackout album while exercising.

The two pop chicas famously locked lips on the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards and collaborated on the song "Me Against the Music."

Life = not at all fair

Us magazine says;
When he couldn't be there in person for her birthday, Justin Timberlake sent Jessica Biel PAULA D. ATKINSON 10 dozen roses, pricey Chanel diamond earrings and even a video of himself serenading her. It sounds like Justin, 27, should be named boyfriend of the year.
INDEED!

Who is this girl?

Srsly.

Oh. Wow. Thanks Obama. So Sweet.

Barack Obama refused Saturday to go along with other Democrats who are calling for Hillary Rodham Clinton to step away from the race for the Democratic presidential nomination.

“My attitude is Senator Clinton can run as long as she wants,” Obama said.

Wow. That's so super-nice of Obama to give Hillary Clinton, who has been neck and neck with him up until this point, to give her his permission to stay in it. I love it when a man gets a little ahead and thinks he can now show his "graciousness" by allowing his opponent to stay in the race.

If tables were turned and Hillary made the same statement, the media would maul her with criticism for being egotistical and arrogant. But because Obama is a man and we consistently applaud men who are egotistical and arrogant, (two words: Donald Trump), we all are supposed to believe that this is Obama's oh-so humble and gracious side talking.

Bull Shit.

Obama told reporters he did not agree with one of his supporters, Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy, when he said earlier this week that Clinton cannot win the nomination and should therefore drop out. “I hadn’t talked to Pat about it,” Obama said.

This country has shown its extremely ugly sexism in this race.

She's more experienced. Period. If Hillary were a man there would not even be a race. Period.

KATIE HOLMES - read this and then show to Tom....

Jokes about sex and headaches abound. But if you get a piercing headache during orgasm, it's no laughing matter.

Sexual activity — especially an orgasm — can trigger a headache. You may notice a dull ache in your head and neck that builds up as sexual excitement increases. Or, more commonly, you may experience a sudden, severe headache just before or during orgasm.

I got your back Katie.