This oughtta be good...

The Bush administration Monday proposed the most far-ranging overhaul of the financial regulatory system since the stock market crash of 1929 and the ensuing Great Depression.

Although I'm sure that throughout his proposal he denied the fact that there is any recession at all.

The plan would change how the government regulates thousands of businesses from the nation's biggest banks and investment houses down to the local insurance agent and mortgage broker.

George W. Butthole has exactly .5 ounce of brainpower. The man cannot count past 20. Let's take a stab at what his new economic "overhaul" would include;

1. "We'll just tell the U.S. Mint to make more 2 dollar bills. I like those. That should help."
2. "Banks will give out coupons for Bud Light....or Miller Lite. I like my fellow Americans to have choices."
3. "I'd like for the economy to be very stimulated. Very stimulated. Let's arouse each other and make sure this recession comes quickly to a big finish."