I'm Still Hungry

Rikki lives and....rapes

Rikki Rockett, drummer for Poison, and another who is surprisingly alive, was arrested on rape charges for an incident that occurred in September at the Silver Star Casino in Mississippi. Rikki is out of jail and awaiting a district attorney's decision to see if the case will go before a grand jury.
Ouch. I bet Brett Michaels' extremely successful reality show must've been a hard pill for Rikki to swallow.
Rikki in his glory days.

Kim's ass...uh...I mean...what?

Kim told Larry King she finds Playboy, and I quote, "Inspirational". End quote.
Kim was super-perky and ready for her awkward discussion about her nudity with the surprisingly alive Larry. This time Larry brought up the topic of her nude shoot for the mag. Kim said some other stuff about something or rather, I dunno. I was too busy staring at her ass on the video of her getting ready for the shoot.
I'm pretty sure Kim's ass could create world peace.

Boo-boo for bimbo

Paris Hilton busted up her chin over the weekend as she was enjoying Prague. She was fleeing the paparazzi when she tripped over a step and landed face first into the ground. Being the heroic knight that he is, Paris' oh-so temporary boyfriend Benji Madden failed to help Paris to her feet and instead simply stepped around her. Although after realizing she was actually bleeding from her face, he did eventually turn back around to help her. Which I guess is actually pretty impressive, because if I saw Paris Hilton lying face first on the floor I'm pretty sure my first instinct would be to laugh...hard. Well that, or bring both my hands to my face in shock that she wasn't naked and covered in used condoms.