Let's continue beating this dead horse....

As if we needed a god-damned burning bush to get the point across that NATIONAL TV BEAUTY PAGEANTS ARE EVIL and should be banned forever more, listen to this year's line-up:

Heather Mills is among the celebrity judges just announced for the upcoming Miss USA Pageant.

 

Other judges for the April 11 competition include actor/comedian Rob Schneider, actor/musician Joey Fatone, actress Kristian Alfonso, Olympic-champion swimmer Amanda Beard, actress Kelly Carlson and San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman.

 

Donny and Marie Osmond will host the telecast of the 57th annual pageant, aired live from Las Vegas on NBC.

 

Are you kidding me? Donnie and Marie LIVE from VEGAS?! This is the most grotesque sexist bullshit ever.

The women agreeing to be in this competition need a good dose of therapy and a swift kick in their cosmetically altered asses from Maya Angelou, Queen Latifah, Jeneane Garofalo, Susan Sarandon, and Oprah. And I'll think of more awesome bitches in a second.